a sampling of the blinding briliance that is the two-headed monster

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Originally uploaded by carillonista.

Via text message:

Head 1: HI
Head 2: Is this Ingrid, Brandy, or Ingrid's dark side?
Head 1: BYE.
Head 2: BYE.
Head 1: BYE BYE BYE
Head 2 (after long pause): RETARD.
Head 1: NO IM IN MENSA
Head 2: OH so you're just like our genius friend ******. SORRY.
Head 1: This friendship is OVER.
Head 2: BYE.