Today I sought to teach myself Adobe Illustrator. It worked out nicely. I especially enjoy the results of the "Save as PDF - Press" feature. But I will admit that my casual question to Paul, "I take it my pants have migrated elsewhere?" justly weirded Matt out and may indicate that I've had a long day, four hours of which were spent practicing in Schmitt Hall nonstop... until the ghosts of professors past started to object.